If this isn't the biggest oxymoron you've ever heard I don't know what is. But the St. Paul Saints minor league baseball team will become the St. Paul Aints on August 10th promoting Atheist Night at their ballpark. This is about the equivalent to the Newark Bears hosting a beer pong tournament on Mothers Against Drunk Driving Night last summer. I am actually close to speechless after seeing this whole thing. Everything about this is ass backwards. The name of the city they play in is Saint Paul and their team name is the Saints. And you're gonna promote Atheist Night for people who don't believe in anything. I'm actually more confused by this than I was when I got my first boner. If anyone has any thoughts on this please feel free to comment, email or tweet me. Because this is the most mind boggling thing I've ever seen. I wonder if they're gonna have Devil Worshiper Night next. I just can't see Atheist Night going over too well with the folks who believe in like god and stuff. What I would do to be in St. Paul on August 10th. I gotta get tickets, who's coming with me? This is just too good to miss.
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