I Would Do Unforgiveable Things To Have Been A Fly On The Wall During The Chris Brown And Drake Fight

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/06/14/chris-brown-drake-fight-nyc-nightclub_n_1596188.html

First things first....Chris Brown needs to figure out the Paul Pierce facial hair, not a good look at all bro. Secondly, that scar is going to be absolutely badass, as if this dude needed help getting chicks to beat up; he's going to have to fight them off with his fists!

On to the fight. What I would have done to have been a fly on the wall for the start of this fight. You got Drake, a world class vagina, and Chris Brown,  a man famous for Run It! Beating Rihanna! And being a phenomenal dancer (with a huge cock). Drake clearly has feelings for Rihanna, as you can probably tell by all of his soft-ass songs that feature her. But, Drakes half Jewish, you know he's not bringing the heat in the bedroom like Chris Brown was. Clearly jealous, Drake walks over to Chris Brown's table and probably says something along the lines of "Remember the time you beat the living shit out of Rihanna and almost ruined your career?" To which Brown probably responded, "Fuck you, you handicapped Jewish ass." Then of course the next course of action is to take a bottle of champagne and chuck it as hard as you can across the room hoping it hits your intended target. It doesn't, it just goes flying and you wind up badly injuring 5 innocent bystanders. Drake is a world class pussy. Every girl that likes Drake is a complete moron in my mind and should be ashamed of themselves. Anybody who thinks Drake is a good rapper is a moron in my mind and should also be ashamed of themselves. My barometer on whether or not somebody is good as an artist is based on the percentage of teenage girls that like your music. If teenage girls are the only people that like your music, you probably suck. Drake my friend, you indeed suck. I'm not hating on Chris Brown as much because I like Chris Brown, despite the fact he punched Rihanna in the face. I like his music, it doesn't sound like he started this fight, and anytime Drake is involved I am going to blame Drake.

P.S. What does a woman who just got back from a battered wives meeting do?
P.P.S The dishes, if she knows what's good for her.