Monday, May 14, 2012

Genius Robs Internet Cafe But Forgets To Log Out Of Facebook Beforehand

 

I don't know what an internet cafe is but I'm pretty sure if you're gonna decide to rob the place after creeping on some chicks on facebook, you should probably log out. I mean I'm not exactly the sharpest tool in the shed but I think I would remember to log out of my account before pulling out a gun and telling these dudes that I'm stealing computers and other equipment. Wait, why? Because when the cops come to see what the fuck happened and they see your dumb fucking profile picture on the nearest computer I'm pretty sure that's a dead give away. Like how long does it take to logout of facebook? Not very long, maybe two seconds. That two seconds could've probably landed you a bunch of new office equipment. But instead it's gonna land you a bunch of new boyfriends while you're getting bent over in prison. Sorry 'bout it bro. 

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