Wednesday, March 7, 2012

Michigan State University To Offer Class On How To Survive The Zombie Apocalypse...In Other News, College Costs Almost 50 Grand A Year

 

Yeah, that's not a typo or a joke or anything else that should be considered funny. Michigan State University will be offering an online course on how to survive a zombie apocalypse. Yes parents, isn't it good to know that those long hours at the office to pay for your child's tuition at that big University is paying off knowing that they'll be taking a class on how to survive a zombie apocalypse? A class on how to survive if dead people magically come back to life. Now I've seen it all. Except for a man eating his own head, but other than that, I've definitely seen it all. Oh, and for the dumb fuck that came up with this idea; just watch Night Of The Living Dead, it'll tell you everything you need to know. Except that the black guy doesn't die first. 

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