You know you're a giant asshole when you accidentally misdial 911 during a drug deal. I didn't even think it was possible to misdial or pocket dial 911 in any way, shape or form seeing as how you actually have to purposely dial 911 for that to work. What happened? The phone operator heard the conversation, called the cops, they tracked where the phone was and they found two guys named Jesus with cocaine and $2,500 in cash on them. That is one fucked up pocket dial. WWJD? I have no idea, but I'm pretty sure he never dealt coke. Here's your t-shirts fella's, I award you no points, and may god have mercy on your soul.
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