How about this fucking guy? Just raging so hard at his bachelor party that he actually dies. Good for you buddy, good for you. You know why? Because he just saved himself years of agony and aggravation. Why do husbands die before wives? Because they want to. I just wanna know if like he went out with a really hot stripper sitting on his face, or if he was blowing lines off of her landing strip. If it was one of those two options, he probably died with a smile from ear to ear. This is how I wanna go out, dying at my own bachelor party. This way I get the thrill of engagement, but I miss out on the torture known as marriage. It's the best way to go.
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