Who Gets The Worse End Of The Deal In The Oral Sex Category? Guys Or Girls? Part 2

 

Well played Slata, I like what you have to say. But sweetheart, your argument is making it sound like guys have it way worse than girls do in the oral sex department and I'm gonna tell you why in a little while, but first let me rebuttal to your first paragraph. If you've heard from 50 guys that they're all awesome at going down on girls, I'm guaranteeing that about 5 of those guys have ever gone down on a woman. The other 45 just think they know what they're talking about from watching porn. 

Now, why do guys have it worse? Let's get real here, you're sticking something down your throat that isn't even close to the size of a banana unless the dude has an absolute shank on him. Those shanks don't come around very often, so now we're talking most of the time it's only gonna be something like a pickle. Not that bad, so we can all relax on that one. Also, if you do it the correct way you're down there at the very max of like 3-5 minutes, MAX. Giving a blowjob is like the equivalent of running around the corner to the deli to pick up some milk. It's not that bad. 

Also, why guys have it worse is because as you said, we have to press more buttons than a fucking fighter pilot in the Air Force. What do you like? Where do you like? How do you like it? Fingers? Tongue? Just give us some type of hint so we don't have to sit down there like we're trying to figure out the directions to putting together that fucking rector set machine from the Sandlot. You can plug in a TV and give it new batteries, but if it doesn't wanna work, it's not gonna work. 

Finally, we have it way worse because as you ladies only have to take a trip around the block to go get some milk, us guys are going on a weekend get away. This is packing up the RV and setting up shop for the weekend. It's gonna be awhile. We might as well bring a fucking squirt bottle down there to spray on our heads for a second or two every twenty minutes. It's sweaty, it's hot, it gets fucking crazy down there. It's like being stuck in the grass in the backyard in Honey I Shrunk The Kids. It's a fucking journey. So Slata, I'm sorry, although you made some extremely valid points, I'm still sticking with guys on this subject. We have it worse. 

Who won? You decide?