5 Things Women Say That Piss Men Off

 

There are things that both men and women say that piss each other off. But these five things are one hundred and ten percent sure to piss off any guy out there. Pay attention, you just might learn something. 

"He's just my good friend": We really have no idea why women are just completely blind to every situation. If you walked into a lion's den, you wouldn't think that lion was your friend. It's the same exact concept. All these guys who you claim to be your friends want nothing more than to have sex with you. That's the whole reason they start talking to you. It's really no big secret, but women think that it's a big surprise when that "friend" actually makes a move. 

"We're having a girls night out": Girls night in is way different than girls night out. Girls night in is ice cream, movies and probably boxed wine. Girls night out is partying, grinding all up on every guy in the place, and one or all of you going home and mouth banging a random dude. Plus the phone call the next day that says, "I can't remember anything from last night." That's just what we want to hear.

"Why did she just talk to you": Clearly the jealousy bug is a bad one. We have no control over any woman who says hello or talks to us. What we do have control over is not answering that girl if she happens to text us or something along those lines. But the one thing we don't do is say how she's just our friend because we know that she's trying to fuck us. Which is something you ladies happen to miss.

"Your friends are disgusting": Our friends are disgusting? Your friends have been through more dick than a urinal and you're gonna tell us that our friends are disgusting. Why? Because they're guys and they like to get fucked up and have a good time? Getting fucked up and having a good time is part of being a guy. I can say the same thing when your friends go home with random guys just because they have money in the hopes they get impregnated. 

"I'll always win the argument": False, we compromise with you when we're tired of hearing you say the same thing over and over. Men actually make sense when we argue, women make zero sense. You'll see when we really want to argue, trust me , you won't win.