Dude, Your Ex Girlfriend Sucks...

 

Girls, before I begin, let me just say that your ex boyfriend might suck too, but ex girlfriends are the worst. If our girl Al would like to come back at me on this one, consider this an open invitation. Now to the guys. I've probably said it somewhere in the realm of about 15,000 times on this shitty blog, but you can't be talking to your ex. When you and your ex break up, it's time to delete her out of your phone book, defriend her on facebook, and get rid of everything that reminds you of her. There is no excuse to still talk to her. 

Let's take example number one. Your girl breaks up with you because she's away at college. Basically saying, "I want to bang other dudes at college at not feel guilty." But she's not as dumb as she appears. When she comes home she still hits you up to bang, and she still talks to you. No, that shit can't fly dude. You might think you have the upper hand because you still nail her. But she has the upper hand because you have no idea what she's doing at college, and she still bitches at you when you go out at home. Can't do it, cut the chord immediately. 

Example number two, you two break up but it's not you, it's her. No dude, it's not you, it's just this other guy that she's slamming behind your back. And probably the fact that you've gotten content with your relationship and she doesn't find you sexy anymore. Remember, she's always gotta smell fish on you so that she can act right. You can't just give up your fishing boat once you're with her. You have to let her know you can still catch fish if necessary. But again, she still texts you when she needs something because her new guy is just a fuck buddy. Again, can't do it guys. Her personal issues have nothing to do with her going behind your back, and trust me, she definitely went behind your back. Once you're done, let it go. 

These are the two prime examples, but people don't like to listen. Cut the chord from your ex fella's. You fight more when you're at the in between yet still fucking stage. You fight about everything. It's a terrible way to live your life. Stop talking, and just move on. Trust me, you'll thank me for it later.