So, you slept with some chick and never spoke to her again; the true mark of a scumbag. Now it's three weeks later, you've forgotten all about her and she suddenly shows up at the same place you just happen to be out at. Fuck your life at this point right? It's the old awkward moment that you can do almost nothing about.
What do you do? Do you say hello? Do you even want to go down that road of speaking to her? Quite honestly, if you go down the road of speaking to her then you should prepare for a shit storm. But if you make it extra awkward and make sure you stay completely out of her way then you should prepare to get the stare down the entire night. Like literally every time you glance to see if she's looking at you, she will be. It might get weird.
Chances are that you're gonna go down the road of not speaking to her. If this is the case then just prepare for her to eventually find you and try to make you look like the asshole. She's gonna make it awkward and say something like, "Hey stranger," and you're gonna give the awkward hello and try to walk away. The conversation will probably go on for approximately three minutes and then you'll walk away. What happens next?
Well, next you should probably receive a text that says something like, "Way to make it awkward." If this is the case, don't respond. It's a battle you can't win. Your best bet at this point is to get the hell out of there. It takes the spotlight off you since by this point she's probably told all her friends how big of a dick you are, and you can at least now go somewhere else and try to bang someone else without having her group of friends stand in the corner and talk about you. Your best option is always to leave and go to another place. It's just the way the world works if you're a scumbag.
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