Things That Have Happened Since Magic Johnson's Had AIDS

 

They money can't buy happiness, but it can apparently cure AIDS. Today is the 20th anniversary of Magic Johnson announcing that he had AIDS. This dude's lived twenty years with AIDS? People don't live twenty days with AIDS. I guess it's nice to have money. Regardless, here are some things that have happened since Magic Johnson's had AIDS. 

Pete Rose got banned from the baseball Hall of Fame

The Big East football conference was formed (ironic since it's now being ripped apart)

Roger Clemens played for four Major League teams and got caught taking steroids

Mark McGwire and Barry Bonds broke the home run record

The Simpsons passed the Flintstones as the longest running cartoon on television

The Yankees have won five World Series

The Red Sox have won two World Series

Ben Affleck won an Oscar (yes, that's not a joke)

The Mets still haven't won a World Series

Tom Brady won three Super Bowls

Lindsay Lohan has been in jail numerous times

The Lakers have won five NBA Titles

Boy Meets World became the greatest show to ever touch a television screen

Bill Clinton banged his secretary

We found Saddam Hussein

New York and other states legalized gay marriage

South Park and Family Guy, that's all I need to say

The first black president of the United States

The turn of the century

Johnny Carson retired

Jimmy Fallon still isn't funny

Heath Ledger and Amy Winehouse passed away

Playstation 1, 2 and 3 have all come out along with XBOX and XBOX360

Brett Favre retired and came back twelve different times

Dick pics have become a phenomena

My Space, Facebook, Twitter, Google+ and every other social media device have come out (and a movie about facebook)

ipods, ipads, i everything has come out

Steve Jobs passed away

Tiger Woods banged approximately 452 women in this time span

A-Rod nailed Madonna (and probably many more)

There have been 15 new Major League baseball stadiums and 8 new NFL stadiums

Madison Square Garden has gotten redone

I started this shitty blog

The Winnipeg Jets moved to Nashville and back 

The New York Islanders are still a joke of a hockey franchise

I graduated elementary school, high school and college

Magic himself has put on at least thirty pounds