They money can't buy happiness, but it can apparently cure AIDS. Today is the 20th anniversary of Magic Johnson announcing that he had AIDS. This dude's lived twenty years with AIDS? People don't live twenty days with AIDS. I guess it's nice to have money. Regardless, here are some things that have happened since Magic Johnson's had AIDS.
Pete Rose got banned from the baseball Hall of Fame
The Big East football conference was formed (ironic since it's now being ripped apart)
Roger Clemens played for four Major League teams and got caught taking steroids
Mark McGwire and Barry Bonds broke the home run record
The Simpsons passed the Flintstones as the longest running cartoon on television
The Yankees have won five World Series
The Red Sox have won two World Series
Ben Affleck won an Oscar (yes, that's not a joke)
The Mets still haven't won a World Series
Tom Brady won three Super Bowls
Lindsay Lohan has been in jail numerous times
The Lakers have won five NBA Titles
Boy Meets World became the greatest show to ever touch a television screen
Bill Clinton banged his secretary
We found Saddam Hussein
New York and other states legalized gay marriage
South Park and Family Guy, that's all I need to say
The first black president of the United States
The turn of the century
Johnny Carson retired
Jimmy Fallon still isn't funny
Heath Ledger and Amy Winehouse passed away
Playstation 1, 2 and 3 have all come out along with XBOX and XBOX360
Brett Favre retired and came back twelve different times
Dick pics have become a phenomena
My Space, Facebook, Twitter, Google+ and every other social media device have come out (and a movie about facebook)
ipods, ipads, i everything has come out
Steve Jobs passed away
Tiger Woods banged approximately 452 women in this time span
A-Rod nailed Madonna (and probably many more)
There have been 15 new Major League baseball stadiums and 8 new NFL stadiums
Madison Square Garden has gotten redone
I started this shitty blog
The Winnipeg Jets moved to Nashville and back
The New York Islanders are still a joke of a hockey franchise
I graduated elementary school, high school and college
Magic himself has put on at least thirty pounds
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