I have come to the conclusion that many people are going to hate me for this post. But I was never really one to give a flying fuck what people think about the stuff I write so I'm gonna write it anyway. If you don't know who Coach Sandusky is or was, just go to ESPN and you'll figure it out pretty quickly. So without further ado here it is...
Coach Sandusky Sayings Gone Wrong:
"Wrap him up"
"What's the best part about a nine year old? Slicking his hair back to make him look seven"
"Bend those knees"
"Welcome to Happy Valley"
"You'll come in as a tight end but leave as a wide receiver"
"Just one more"
"Only two minutes left"
"Hit the hole"
"Shoot those hips"
"Hit the showers"
"Good defense"
"It's one on one coverage"
"What happens in this locker room stays in this locker room"
"Force it inside"
And finally...
"What's the best part about banging twenty-seven year olds? There's twenty of them"
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