If you're on a plane and you and a bunch of other passengers look out your window and notice that one of the plane's wheels has fallen off, it might be a good idea to tell someone. Like fifteen of you saw it happen, not one of you said a word? You're lucky to be alive. You said something when the pilot noticed there was something wrong. That's a terrible time to pull out the old "oh by the way". Like, "Oh by the way, the wheel fell off the plane we all might die." It's basically like the Penn State, "Oh by the way, Coach Sandusky's raping little kids in the shower." Open your mouths dummies, do you have a death wish? You all get t-shirts for not opening your mouths and almost causing a tragic landing. I'll just call you jackasses and leave it at that.
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