Alright, so the one thing that we do know is that every woman has a pair of granny panties. The next thing that we do know is that if you're gonna wear them can you please make sure your pants aren't on too tight. Really, there are things that granny panties do that just turn a guy off to you no matter how hot you actually are.
First of all, your great ass no longer looks so great with the outlines of your gigantic underpants causing a disturbance in my viewing. I know it may be that time of the month for you, but come on. How about some booty shorts? I love me some booty shorts. Granny panties not so much.
Now what is it about these undergarments that make you unattractive? Well it makes your ass appear wider than it actually is. Much wider. Men don't like a wide ass, we like a round ass that comes out towards us almost as if it were in 3D. Your granny panties compress the middle of your butt and shoot it sideways, making it not look nearly as good as it should.
Therefore, when in doubt, go with the booty shorts. Granny panties went out of style in like the late 80's. Plus booty shorts will make your ass look fantastic. Obviously a thong is ideal, but booty shorts are a nice change up. Take the granny panties and give them to a homeless person for a blanket, get them out of your wardrobe.
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