Wednesday, October 12, 2011

Don't Be Stupid, Your Guy Friend Just Wants To Bang You...

 
Girls, especially those of you with boyfriends, can you please do everyone a favor and open your eyes for like ten seconds? This guy "friend" of yours who you happen to talk to just as much as your boyfriend is not really your friend. Let me break this down for you and let you know how to figure out that you probably shouldn't be talking to him if you're involved with someone. 

First of all, he probably bad mouths your boyfriend any chance he gets. Any fight you get into with your boyfriend, your "friend" just sits there and tells you how much of an asshole he is and that you shouldn't have to deal with that. Then you tell him that he's right and go you go back to your boyfriend anyway. You're basically using this "friend" as bubble wrap to tell you things you want to hear. 

Next, you probably talk to this guy every day. Do you know why men talk to women every day? One is if you're dating, and even that's a stretch. The second reason a man would talk to a woman every day is if he's trying to bang her. There's no two ways about it, if he's talking to you every day, he's trying to get it all up in you. Do you really think that guys are just looking for friendship? You can't be that naive can you? 

Listen girls, your best friend is just trying to nail you. Don't think any differently. There is a motive to why he talks to you every day and that is so that if and when you and your boyfriend break up, he'll be there to try and pounce all over you when you're vulnerable. Wait until your boyfriend gets pissed off and breaks up with you. Then you'll realize what's going on when your "best friend" puts the moves on you and you're in tears crying. And then you can tell me that I'm right. 

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