We all know that women might be a little bit crazy. Well, actually they're more than a little bit crazy. If you know anything about women then you would know that. Anyway, the one compliment that I can give females is that even though they're crazy, they all know that they're crazy. They're like alcoholics who know they're alcoholics and just say, "Fuck it, it's why people like me". And they're absolutely right.
Come on, everyone loves the alcoholic who knows he's an alcoholic. No one likes the alcoholic who's in denial. It's like yeah bro, you're not an alcoholic but everyone just watched you dismantle an entire bottle of Jack by yourself. It's the same thing with women. Everyone loves the crazy bitch who knows she's crazy, but everyone hates the crazy bitch who thinks she's not crazy.
The bitch who's crazy and knows it will always have guys running after her. Why? Because crazy bitches are a challenge, as well as being freaks. The crazy one who doesn't know she's crazy is the one who has sex with you and then thinks that you're suddenly in a relationship. The crazy one who knows she's crazy will be the girl who will be the best chick you've ever had in bed, and she'll do you a solid by sneaking out before you wake up.
Plus, crazy ones are always a challenge because guys try to tame them. Not that we ever actually do, it just doesn't happen. But the thought of taming a hot, crazy bitch, is enough to make us try and lure you our way by telling you about that fake apartment that we don't have and that fake job that we will never have. If you're crazy and you know it, please clap your hands. Or just contact me for a booty call, either one is fine.
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