Top Ten Fantasy Football Names

Johnny Baseball back here with another Top Ten List. We're now trying to make this a weekly thing folks. A top ten list a week. Suggestions and comments would be appreciated and helpful. Thank and God Bless you all.

These names are chosen by their humor value, and also popularity of the players and teams used in them.

#10 - I'm Thinking RB's - Do you get it? RB's = Arby's. Everyone thinks they have their draft down to a science, until they take a tight end in the 4th round and don't get their second RB untill the 10th round. Then the fit hits the shan every week when you have Chris Ivory as your second RB. So this one is for the smart man, who takes two big time RB's with his first two picks.

#9 - Kibbles and Vicks - What do you expect, you have to go after Mike Vick in a situation like this. Fantasy football's fun, but also in a sense true. This guy fucked with one of the most loved animals in the USA. Dogs. But hey, I like what he's done. He is saying all of the right things and good luck to you sir, let's hope you throw another INT to lose the game vs. the Packers in the playoffs.

#8 - Sippin on Ginn and Juice - This would he a whole lot funnier if he was actually productive. None the less if you are in 12-14 team league Ted Ginn might be drafted. If so, this is a great name. Also, a rap reference. LAY BACK!

#7 - Somewhere Over Dwayne Bowe - This may be the most clever out of all the names , but it is still about rainbows and cannot crack the top 5. Dwayne really showed he can be a star in the league last year. FINALLY, he decided the follow the yellow brick road.

#6 - Ben There Raped That - HAHAHAH, son, you're a pro football player, do you really need to be raping girls in a bathroom at a bar? I think not. This is a perfect name if you have Big Ben on your team.

#5 - What Would Jones-Drew? - WWJD has a new meaning. What Would Jones Drew? Hopefully help Johnny Baseball win a Fantasy Football Championship this year in Frank "the tank/ the commish's" League. Great name here for anyone who has MJD.

#4- The SchaubShank Redemption - This is great, even though Matt Schaub looks like Jason Lee with Down's Syndrome. It references one of the best QB's in the league and possibly the greatest movie of all time. Classic, clever, IN-credible, SPEC-tacular.

#3- Show Me Your TD's - This mixes two of the greatest things a man could ever dream of. Tits and football. Pure genius. Good for any team with any players on it. This was also a Johnny Baseball favorite and a league name for me last year.

#2- OH MY GOD, THEY KILLED HENNE! - For all you South Park lovers, and football lovers. I laughed really hard at this one. The reason why it is funny, is because Henne sucks and they will probably shoot him in the face down in Miami this year. Wish this one would be used more but I couldn't see Henne being owned or used in more than 20% of leagues.

If that would really had you laughing, number one must be good...And it is. When I read the number one, I almost pissed myself, actually a little bit came out...so here it is.


#1- The Titsburgh Feelers - Rhymes with Pittsburgh Steelers. This mixes not only tits, but feeling tits with football. Greatness in the form of a name. Every time I see it or hear it, a burst of laughter ensues.

If you feel I have left anything out, please comment. If you would like to add honorable mentions, do so with a comment. If you want to make your own top ten list, well, again, do it with a comment.

This is Johnny Baseball signing off.....