Week 1 recap:
Went 5-3 but had Florida and Ohio State each traded a TD for a FG, I'd be 7-1. As the waitress in Grease once said, "No use crying over spilled milkshake", so I'll keep trucking. PS- Someone tell Oregon the game vs LSU started...
Week 2 :
Wisconsin -18 vs Oregon State Pick: Wisconsin
Why: Oregon State lost to Sacramento State in OT last week, and Wisconsin doesn't know what the term "call off the dogs" means.
Stanford -20.5 vs Duke Pick: Stanford
Why: Andrew Luck.....That’s all that needs to be said.
Arkansas/New Mexico Over 53.5
Why: Simple math that I always look for. The spread in this game is 36 (which Arkansas should cover), and the u/o is 53.5. Vegas is basically saying that 42-7 is a realistic score. So you need just one mercy TD either way to cover. PS- New Mexico is defenseless and Arkansas probably puts up 54 themselves...
Yeah I'm pretty sure they will...
Pick: Arkansas -36
UCLA -21.5 over San Jose State Pick: UCLA
Why: SJ state is horrendous, and UCLA just took a tough loss.
Tulsa/Tulane OVER 62.5
Why: Tulsa gets back its QB this week, and they are famous for being like a slutty girl...Very offensively aggressive, and no defense.
Oregon -26 Nevada Pick: Oregon
Why: 2 guys line up to fight outside. The first guy is a 5'10 160 lb noodle who doesn't want to be there in the first place. The second is a powerhouse 6'5 270lb wrecking ball who's notorious for breaking skulls, and to top it off just got his engagement broken off by his girlfriend.
In case you're wondering, Nevada is that first guy, and Oregon is that 2nd guy who just lost out on the marriage (ie-BCS title). You tell me who's going to win that fight.
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