Is A Free Meal Really Worth It?

This is dedicated to all the ladies out there who are still in the "it's complicated" stage with your ex boyfriend. A good friend of mine had something like this happen to him last week, he shall remain anonymous. But my question is, if you're still talking to your ex then why are you out acting like you're completely single? If you're still talking to your ex, then you're not really single, and everyone knows that.

So let's break down the story. My buddy is out one night and meets this girl who is completely all over him at the bar. Like literally swinging from his nuts like Tarzan swings from a tree. She makes out with him all night, dances all over him, gives him her number and even says yes to go out on a date. They go out on the date, and it goes well. Or so my buddy thought.

He decides to ask her for a second date a couple of days later, and what happens? She says that she's still involved with her ex and she can't. Are you kidding? You're all over the kid, dry humping him every which way, sticking your tongue down his throat and you even give him your number and say yes to a date. And then after the date you decide to tell him you're still involved with your ex? Is my friend missing something?

Now I ask you ladies, is a free meal really worth it? If you know you're still involved with your ex, don't even give the guy your number. Just make out with him all night, dance with him and disappear. You can't lead him on by going out with him and then suddenly drop the "I'm still involved with my ex" line like the U.S. dropped the A-bomb on Hiroshima. Instead of leading guy on, just do what you want with them and never talk to them again. That way your ex doesn't find out about it, and the guy doesn't feel like he just got completely used for a free dinner.