How Do You Get Out Of Spending The Night?

 

You've just met someone, the sex was great, but there is absolutely no way you want to spend the night. How do you get out of this dilemma? I'll give you three strategies that you can use to try and get out of spending the night when you really want to get the hell out of there. And saying you have to get up early tomorrow isn't one of them. 

The my roommate is locked out strategy: This happens to be a personal favorite of mine. You have to wait five minutes after you have finished having sex. You grab your phone and text your roommate saying, "Call me in 3 minutes." Once they call you, you answer the phone like you normally would and then you say, "Why don't you have your key? You're really locked out? Alright, I'll come home just wait for me." Your roommate is not actually locked out, and your roommate should know the deal after you ask why they don't have their key. You then tell the person that you're very sorry and you have go because your roommate needs to get in because they have work in the morning. There is never an argument and it sounds realistic. 

The my parents are coming by in the morning strategy: You have to stay at the place for a minimum of ten minutes and then put on a great act by acting like you just remembered something. You then jump up and say, "Shit! I totally forgot my parents are coming tomorrow morning. I have to get home." How would it look if your parents showed up and you weren't there? Obviously, your parents aren't coming, you're just saying that so that she's not pissed off that you're leaving. Another believable, and sudden reason that you can't spend the night. 

The I'm spending the day with my godchild strategy: It can be a godson or goddaughter, it doesn't matter. After you've gotten some rounds in you wait about five minutes. You don't act like you're going to stay. You start putting your clothes back on, and look like you have to get the hell out of there. When the person says to you, "Are you leaving?" You say, "Yeah, I'm sorry. I have to get home because I'm spending the day with my godson tomorrow and my brother is dropping him off pretty early. I need to be home." If you're a guy, not only is this admirable, but it's also adorable. A girl can't even get mad at that, especially if they love kids. It might even get you a late night booty call at some point because the girl will just be amazed that you love kids. However, chances are that you don't even have a niece or nephew, let alone a godchild.