Monday, September 12, 2011

Asshole Of The Day Award

http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/09/11/Burglar-found-cooking-inside-restaurant/UPI-50941315763173/

 
This is lovely. So you want to rob a restaurant? It's probably not the best idea to rob the place and then decide to make yourself a meal. I've never robbed a place before, but I'm pretty sure when you break in through the drive through window that there are camera's that see you do that, which only leaves you limited time to get in and get out. I could be wrong, but stopping to make some food might slow you down a little bit. And you were making chicken fingers. Are you kidding? You could've went to any tiny ass store and bought a frozen thing of chicken fingers for like $3.00. Or if you were really feeling poor, McDonald's does have a dollar menu. Here's your t-shirt brother, those better have been some of the best chicken fingers you've ever eaten now that they landed your ass in jail. 

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