White Is A Delight

Ladies, ladies, ladies. Especially you good looking ladies, I want to say thank you. My favorite part of summer has to be girls wearing white. It's as consistent as gravity that if a girl is wearing something white, she's hot. There's no maybe or I need to see her face, it's a definite. If she's in white, she's hot. It's like driving a white car. Only hot girls drive white cars. It's the same premise with clothing.

Let's begin with the white top. The white top is a favorite of mine. You all wear like a white tank top-esk thing that drives men crazy. Why does this drive men crazy? There's just something about it. That's the only explanation. It's tight on you, even if your boobs aren't that big it makes them look somewhat big, and you're tan comes out more. It's so enjoyable to look at, you ladies have no idea.

Next, the white shorts. I love white shorts as well. For some strange reason, white shorts always seem shorter than they actually are. They are always tight, and most of the time the lower part of your butt cheek is peeking out to say hello. Realistically, what's not to like?

Then we have the white jeans. I don't know what it is about the white jeans, but they are so much better than regular jeans. A woman's ass always looks ten times better in a white pair of jeans. It's a scientific fact, it's not an opinion. Ancient philosophers had this figured out before our grandparents were born. The white jeans are always great to look at.

What I love about the white articles of clothing is that women never wear them together. Like a white top with white jeans just doesn't work. That's too much white. But shorts, or a top is just the perfect amount of white. You ladies know how to get us when you decide to throw on the white. And that is the main reason why White, Is A Delight.