Post by Sam the Sloth:
So, after the Jets signed Plaxico yesterday I figured there was no doubt that they wouldn’t resign Braylon Edwards. As far as I can tell, nobody had anything bad to say about Edwards and neither do I. The guy
made some unreal catches, but the truth is he dropped to many “gimmes”, and that “gimme” problem has now been solved in the form of Plaxico Burress.
Now I know he’ll be the target of ridicule throughout the season, and I know that Patriots fans love the fact that the Jets signed another thug because their organization is above that. Wait, they just signed Haynesworth and Ochocinco what the fuck am I talking about? I know that Pats fans will talk about him shooting himself in the leg and they should know what that feels like, Plaxico shot through their hearts in 2007 in the form of a ten yard double move.
So, when Ochocinco is yet again shut down by Revis and Albert Haynesworth is taking 2 out of 3 plays off because he’s fat and lazy, you can tell me how Plaxico’s ass tastes in the endzone.
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