Not the ugliest fat chick I've ever seen, but she's still way over 2 bills and that puts her on the how much alcohol would it take level. She will get the last laugh out of this because she did bang Zach Efron and I'm still single. But hey, at least I don't have a 250 pound warthog on top of me right? So how much alcohol would it take for me to nail Pumbaa from the Lion King? If I cut open a keg with a machete and shotgunned it and then you gave me a bottle of Jameson, that would probably do the trick. The face isn't that bad, I just need enough alcohol to make her look somewhat skinny. That's all a drunk man can really ask for anyway. Then you just have to wake up and hope for the best.
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