Now this is just delicious! Hun, can I ask you what kind of mirrors you have in your house? Because apparently they're of the magic variety since you actually wore this outfit out in a public forum, let alone wearing it to a Walmart. I guess cellulite is in this summer at Walmarts everywhere. From now on when people tell children to "dream big" they're just going to hold up this picture of you. I think they'll understand what it means rather quickly judging by the fact that you're about as wide as an eighteen wheeler. New rule, if you're over 180 pounds, wearing words on your ass is prohibited. Not only for your benefit, but also for everyone else's.
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