Talk About Robbing The Wrong Store...

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2013870/Robber-broke-hair-salon-beaten-black-belt-owner-kept-sex-slave-days--fed-Viagra.html

So you're a guy trying to rob a hair salon and you suddenly get a swift kick to the face by a woman who happens to be a black-belt, what happens next? Apparently you get dragged to the back room, stripped naked, get tied to a radiator and you're used as a sex slave for the next three days being fed nothing but Viagra. I wouldn't really complain that much, if she's hot, this sounds like a pretty fair deal. Don't be all bent out of shape about this bud, you tried to rob the store, she beat your ass and taught you a lesson. Then you got to have sex with her for the next three days. If you would have gotten caught and went straight to jail, you would have been having sex anyway, it would have just been with a dude. I think you got a good deal out of this one. Stop complaining like an 8 year old school girl who can't open her water bottle and let it go. Next time know who you're robbing and maybe you won't get your ass beat so bad.