"One night I invited over one of my booty calls because it was after 2am and that is prime booty call time. As she always does, she decided she was going to come on over and hop on some sweet D. Instead of waking up my roommate and his girlfriend who were asleep after their round of loud and crazy sex I decided it would be a better idea if we went into the bathroom. She's a booty call, I do what I want to her basically. So we get into the bathroom and she looks at me and says, "Are you gonna degrade me?" I was caught so off guard by this all I said was what the fuck are you talking about. She then said, "You know, are you gonna degrade me like do doggy style?" I didn't even know what to say at this point. All that was going on in my head was that I called her at 2am, she decided to come over knowing I just wanted to fuck, I'm fucking her in my bathroom and yet all of that is okay but doggy style is where she draws the line. This just didn't make sense to me. So I said to myself fuck it, I'm gonna say yes. I said, "Yes, that was the plan." She then quietly bent over and was ready for action. The rest of the sex was the weirdest sex I've ever had because we didn't say a word to each other, I just nailed her, got my nut and then sent her on her way. But is doggy style really that degrading? I need a third party opinion on this one."
Well sir, if you're calling a girl to come over at 2am and that's not degrading enough then she might as well just let you shoot your load all over her face. In my experiences like 98% of women love doggy style. She is part of that weird 2% that don't enjoy it. All that means is that it's a her problem not a you problem. It's not degrading, it's just a style. You don't have to go outside or anything.
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