No, I Would Not Like to Follow Your Incredibly Uninteresting Friend on Instagram

Instagram is and has been the new rage all over social media. Now besides knowing every step people are taking throughout their day, the other thing that I can't stand about instagram is when I am told to follow people's friends.

Listen we know she may be "your girl" but nobody wants to follow her. Why the fuck would I want to follow her? She has nine instagram followers and she's had an account for like four months, clearly she's not very interesting. And if your friend happens to be of the not good looking variety, ladies, nobody wants to follow her.

I guess it's women who think that people have nothing better to do than look on instagram all day and follow everyone they're told to follow. But no one gives a shit if they don't know the person. We don't want to follow your uninteresting and not good looking friends on instagram. We would rather be doing other things like watching paint dry.