Friday, April 5, 2013

Ladies, Please Stop Finishing Every Interaction With a Fake Laugh

Whether it's asking a question, telling someone something that's not really important or just having a run of the mill conversation any woman who ends every fucking phrase or sentence with that fake laugh should be kicked directly in the vagina.

There is literally nothing worse than trying to speak to woman about anything and all she does is say something and then laugh. And the worst part about the whole thing is that the laugh isn't even real. It's almost like she feels as though she needs to laugh afterwards because that's what you want to hear. Meanwhile when you hear it you just want to stick a fork in her eye.

But why do women do this? Do they not know that they're doing it? Or are they just so fake that they think their little laugh thing is charming? I don't know, I don't have a vagina or get my period every month so someone that has both of those things please step forward and tell me what's up?

Do you know any women like this? Are they as annoying to you as they are to me? Does anyone else want to punch women like this directly in their ovaries? I'm not alone in this, I know that much. So I'm just asking you ladies who do this to please stop what you are doing. It's not cute and it's not funny and it's not helping you get laid. It just makes you look dumb and look like someone who really needs a friend or two.

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