Does Skip Bayless Have a Striking Resemblance to Peter North?

Peter North

Skip Bayless

 

So I'm watching some adult entertainment yesterday just to see what's going on in the adult film world and it just so happened that the legendary Peter North was on there laying the pipe as per usual. And then as I'm looking at him I'm thinking this is fucking weird because I feel like I'm watching Skip Bayless pound out this chick right now. Am I crazy? Or does my analysis hold water? 

Seriously, I need to know if I'm just seeing things or if Skip Bayless and Peter North are like long lost brothers. Or maybe they're even half brothers that don't know it. They literally have the same nose and the same eyes. If you just put some wrinkles on Peter North and give Skip Bayless the ability to shoot semen at least ten feet per second you may be able to say that they're related. 

I would say Skip could be an older version of North but that'd be giving Skip way too much credit and would imply that he gets vagina. But you the people need to answer this for me. Does my analysis hold any water? Am I just seeing things or do Skip Bayless and Peter North resemble each other in an eerie way? It could just be a coincidence, or it could be that they're somehow related. I don't know if it's true, but the douche bag debater and the legendary load shooter may just be related.