Couple watching is actually a favorite thing of mine to do. Why? Because I like to analyze a couple's interactions and then take a guess on how long they'll be together. But my favorite response when I ask how they get along is, "We don't fight, we get along well." Yeah, give it some time and then let me know how that's working.
Sure, for the first three to four months you're going to go through what everyone knows as the "honeymoon phase". During the honeymoon phase the both of you try your best not to fight. There are things that might annoy you but you let them slide when the relationship is new. But after about the five month mark when the things you've kept in start building up, you're bound to have a blowout.
After that first blowout you realize that you can fight a little bit and then you both start nit picking at dumb shit that pisses you off. Both of you go behind each other's backs and complain to your friends about each other and it just keeps building and building. Suddenly, at the seven month mark getting along well went right out the window.
Now you're just like two pit bulls fighting over territory on a consistent basis. You start having less and less sex and then the next thing you know you're turning to alcohol to forget how shitty your relationship is. If you're still getting along after seven months you're in it for the long haul. But if at the five month mark you're ready to start ringing each other's necks, don't say I didn't tell you so.
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