Everyone loves themselves some fat chicks. Every man's bucket list needs to have "banging a fatty" on it. It's just necessary when you're a dude. You need to experience a fatty at least one time. After that one time some guys fall in love with the fat chicks. But there is a huge difference between fat chicks down south, and fat chicks everywhere else. We refer to fat chicks down south as Thoroughbred Fat Chicks.
What is the main difference between northern fat chicks and southern fat chicks? There's a huge difference. Most of the time northern fat chicks grow up spoiled and lied to with their family and friends telling them they're really not fat and that they're beautiful. This leads to them being bitchy, and it also leads to them not knowing how to cook. If you're a fat chick, being a good cook needs to be a must.
That is where down south fat chicks become thoroughbred fat chicks. Because fat chicks from down south know how to cook. When you bang a thoroughbred fat chick you don't kick her out at night or early in the morning. You let her stick around and cook you a nice breakfast. They love that shit, and they're awesome at it.
Fat chicks up north don't know how to cook. It's been proven. You don't let them sleepover and stay the night. You kick out the northern fat chicks when you're done with them because their job is done. But a thoroughbred fat chick can not only suck the head off a quarter, she'll make you breakfast in bed when she's done. They are the best type of fat chicks, they are thoroughbred fat chicks.
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