Let's take the other night for instance. I'm bartending and there is a party in the back room of my bar. Every person who was with this party showed up already fucked up. I have no idea why you would pre game an open bar, but I guess that's another way of not tipping since they don't actually ask for anything.
Anyway, there was a rather large bear-like looking female perusing around the back room of the bar completely lost with no idea where she was. Now to get in and out of the back room you need to go passed a step. She literally missed the step four times in a row and had to have her friends try and lift her ass back up every time. I mean after a while you would think she would get the point that there was a step there. But no, she just kept causing earthquakes throughout the top floor while she tried to sober up.
Finally, as she got carried down the steps I went down stairs just to see what was going on. To no one's surprise she was laying at a table getting fed water by all her friends like a beached whale. The fat drunk chick did a typical fat drunk chick cock block in the form of getting too drunk so her friends would have to take care of her. And yes, it was still hilarious. Fat drunk chicks doing fat drunk chick things. All she needed was a plate of mozzarella sticks in front of her and my month of March would have been made.
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