Oral Sex: You're Either Awesome or You Suck, There's No In Between

The topic of oral sex is a touchy subject for some people. I never understood why it would be a touchy subject, it has been going on since the beginning of time. Your mouth can make a member of the opposite sex go absolutely crazy. However, your mouth can also make a person of the opposite sex just never want you to go downtown ever again. There is no in between you either suck, or you're awesome.

We'll start with the gentlemen. Guys, you need to know that it's not about the actual vagina. Tongue fucking a chick is literally doing nothing for her. That's not how you go to chow town. Watch some porn and figure it out. You have to lick some clit and lick it good. If you suck at going down she's gonna let you know about it. It usually takes 30 seconds to find out you suck. She'll just tell you to stop because she wants to have sex, but what's she's really saying is that you're awful and she never wants you to go down there again.

Now on to the ladies. First of all, limit the teeth. Guys hate nothing more than teeth just ripping their dick to shreds. Secondly, it's all about the tip. The hand on the lower shaft does nothing for us. Playing with the lower shaft is the equivalent to a fly tugging on the back of your shirt. You don't feel anything. Remember, three quarter shaft and up and you're golden. Finally, play with the balls they're not orphans.

If you're considered mediocre at oral sex, it means you're terrible. It's either you're great, or you don't know what you're doing. The good news is that you can get better at it. Study some porn, there's nothing wrong with it. Use it as an informational video, I don't know. Because when you get into that relationship, if you can't use your mouth for shit, it's not going to last very long. You have to want to get better, no one's gonna be there to help you except you. Now go out there and get after it.