Tuesday, March 12, 2013

In Florida Today

http://www.ramblingbeachcat.com/2013/03/weird-crime-please-dont-litter-or-i.html

Oh Florida how you get weirder and weirder every day. This time we have one of the natives getting extremely pissed off on spring break because someone littered on the beach. Instead of being rational about the situation or just not giving a fuck in general she decided to confront the litter bug by getting into a screaming match with her. And then things really escalated quickly while flipping out about the person littering, she decided to bite the person in the fucking face. Cannibalism is now the new thing in Florida. She should've just pulled a Mike Tyson and bit the bitches ear off. And obviously this person was arrested on misdemeanor battery just adding her to her incredibly violent criminal record.

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