Are Ass Shots the New Rage?

 

Cocktail waitresses at bars do all types of things to take people's money. They know they're hot and they know they can get drunk guys to actually believe they're interested in them and then take all of their money by the end of the night. But with taking shots out of a chick's cleavage getting incredibly old I have noticed something new. Ass shots may very well be the new rage. 

When I was in New Orleans I witnessed a shot girl pull her pants down halfway, bend over and put a shooter shot between her ass cheeks. Obviously the guy taking the shot obliged and did it like he was drinking fucking Cristal. It was amazing to me. I think he actually licked the glass afterwards because he was so excited. 

Now my whole problem with ass shots is that you don't know what has been entering and exiting her ass. And your mouth is basically all up in that. She's been working a fairly long shift, it's hot in the bar and she's been walking around the entire night. Swamp ass is definitely a factor here. This is probably a major health department violation as well. 

Is this a new revelation? Are ass shots becoming more and more common everywhere you go? Does anyone actually have a problem with taking shots out of a smoking hot girl's asses? I would vote that I do not have a problem with it. I for one think it is innovative and thinking outside the box. 

My main question though is if ass shots become the norm, where do you go from there? There's not much more you can do after that. Humans have evolved into such a disgusting species that ass shots are perfectly okay. But after this, everywhere might as well just be a strip club. Because after ass shots it's pretty much sexual harassment.