"Is there anything worse than going out on a date and the girl ends up sloppy drunk and you're fine. It was literally the worst date ever and I've done blind dates before. She was drunkenly punching my arm for a solid two minutes while smoking a cigarette. Like a solid two minutes of hard punching and head smacking. She was so bad the bouncer wouldn't let her drive home. And then I ended up feeling bad because she was wasted and couldn't drive so I waited for her to sober up while I contemplated suicide. Is there anything worse than this type of dating experience?"
Absolutely not. This is honestly the worst type of date you could go on. It's not even like she gets a little buzz going where she throws her inhibitions to the wind and wants to take you home and slob on your knob. This is too drunk and you become a baby sitter. The only thing I can imagine worse than this is if you go home with her when she has a nice buzz going and then you go for the reach around and you grab some balls. Other than that, yes this is the worst type of date you could ever go on.
No comments:
Post a Comment