The One Thing She Can't Do to Be Considered Girlfriend Material

 

There are many things that women can and can't do to be considered what we would call "girlfriend material". However, there is that ONE BIG THING that she definitely CAN'T DO in order to be the type of girl who you can take home to mom. If you're a guy you should know where I'm going with this and if you're a chick listen up. 

You're having sex with someone for the first time and the cream is getting ready to rise to the top if you know what I mean. And then all of a sudden she says, "Cum on my face." Yeah, about that. You are now officially a chick who is no more than a one night stand. You're not even a chick that's a booty call. You're basically a free hooker who we can do what we want with. 

Do you want to be girlfriend material? Then don't take loads to the face. It's actually a very simple premise I think. Just tell the guy to not shoot it on your face. Take it in the ass and then swallow his load for all I care, but don't let him make your face a canvas for all his dead children. 

Am I being a bit harsh? Probably, but what do you want me to tell you. I couldn't imagine dating a girl who loved taking loads on her face. You can't justify that. Be classy, swallow or just let him shoot it ANYWHERE else on your body. If you can't do that, you're not a girlfriend. You're a hooker who works for free.