The Designated Bitch

Every group of women has designated positions. There's the DUFF (designated ugly fat friend), the hot one, the chick with the boyfriend, the slut, the girl who's just there and of course there is everyone's favorite; the designated bitch. This is the girl who will never get with any guy and totally goes out planning on spoiling everyone else's fun.

Have you ever been out and you see a guy laying the mack down to a girl who happens to be in a group of friends? Of course you've seen it, I see it every night. At first the designated bitch thinks that her friend is going to have no interest in this guy, but as the night goes on she gets more and more mad that she will probably end up going home alone while her friend gets some good dick in her. That shit doesn't fly with the designated bitch though.

What does the designated bitch do next? She does what every bitch does, she grabs her friend away and begins trying to talk her out of it. The designated bitch lives by the motto that if she's not getting laid, nobody's getting laid. She will then start making up a list of things wrong with the guy and when none of that works she will end with the inevitable statement of, "He's definitely a scumbag."

Most of the time the designated bitch gets her way and talks her friend out of hanging out with this guy even though she might be interested. This is why all men need friends that distract the designated bitch while their boys get it in. We all have the really drunk friend who jumps on the grenade for us and the designated bitch is the reason why.