She's Anal Ready

 

I'm up in the mountains and I'm trying to enjoy my last day here since I've been here all week so this is my last post for today until the Late Night Special goes up tonight. But here I will talk about those chicks who walk into places and you automatically know that they're ready to take it in the ass. 

This chick right here chugging out of a bottle of whatever, she's anal ready. Everything about her says that she's dying to take one in the ass. Her eyes are closed with her lips wrapped firmly around that bottle and that is the number one sign that she has just thrown her inhibitions to the wind. She'll even gonna bring the KY Jelly for you. 

As for other chicks if they willingly walk into a place and start asking for shots of tequila, they are all anal ready. Any woman who starts manhandling tequila is absolutely ready for a dick in the ass. Dead give away number two is when she guzzles down her next two drinks after the shot of tequila. There's a very good chance she just got dumped and is just looking for some hot, steamy butt sex to get her mind off things. 

I know ladies don't do it often, but when they do, they're ready for it. I'm not talking about the chicks who just take it in the ass because it's their boyfriend's birthday either. I'm talking about the girls who go out and drink like they're in desperate need of a dick in their ass and then go out and get that dick. I guarantee when you go out tonight you will see a couple of girls who are anal ready. And then you'll think of me. That's weird isn't it?