In Santa Cruz, California police were doing a routine check on some guys home and then they found a five foot alligator guarding 34 pounds of marijuana in the bedroom. That's a fucking smart drug dealer. Not smart enough to not get caught selling the drugs, but smart enough to have a fucking gator named Mr. Teeth guarding his drugs. You can get by a dog, nobody fucks with a gator. If only he put that much thought into not getting caught, he would be all set. But instead his dumb ass is going to prison and his gator is going to the local zoo. Take a peak at the little guy right here:
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