Every Woman's Job in Bed

When it comes to having sex both men and women have a specific job. A man's job is pretty simple, get it up, get it in, and know how to fucking use your dick. It's fucking simple for us. Women on the other hand have a much tougher job than we do.

A woman's job in bed is to lie to whatever man you are getting fucked by at the time. Listen to me right now, we know that our dick is not the biggest you've ever seen. We know that there is no way that no other guy has ever made you feel like this in the bedroom and we know that we realistically aren't that fucking good. But it's still your job to tell us all that.

It is every woman's responsibility to tell us that we are the only man who has ever entered that region of your vagina before. It is every woman's responsibility to make us think for five seconds that we actually did give you that orgasm. And it is every woman's responsibility to make sure that we leave feeling like the tip of our dick scrapes up against the floor when we walk out of that room while we beat our chest.

That is your job in bed ladies. Is it bullshit? Absolutely. We know it's bullshit. It's like when you tell us you've only slept with three guys. Women's sexual numbers are like fucking dog years we know it's not even close to the number you say it is. But you still have to lie just to make us feel better about it in the moment. When we leave the next day we'll know it was bullshit, but in that specific moment we'll feel like the fucking god of sex. That's your job, and you better know how to do it well.