"Back in college I got really fucked up with my best friend one night and went to this house full of guys we didn't know that well but we knew them well enough. We went over there and we were already drunk and then we decided to smoke with them. About fifteen minutes later I was so fucked up that I looked at my best friend and told her that my insides were on fire. This progressed into me telling everyone at the house that I was on fire and I needed to see a doctor immediately (FYI I wasn't actually on fire). So I'm freaking out for a good ten minutes running around the house, drinking water, looking like a complete asshole in front of kids that I don't even know. I went into the kitchen and in a sink full of dirty dishes there was a pot filled with water and like mac and cheese shit in it that was leftover residue from what they made earlier in the day. I took that thing of water and dumped it on myself in a drunken/high freakout. Needless to say, this was easily the most embarrassing moment of my life. Those guys had a great story to share with all their friends forever after that day."
You were on fire? You're a fucking weirdo but that's an awesome story. I would have paid so much money to see this. A girl I barely know dumping dirty mac and cheese water all over herself. That shit is classic. Thanks for sharing. You're a brave soul.
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