Brent Musburger Got a Boner For the First Time in Ten Years During the Game Last Night

I'm pretty sure Brent Musburger and Kirk Herbstreit fucking came in their pants during the first quarter of the game last night talking about A.J. McCarron's girlfriend. Brent is like 70 years old and probably needs viagra to get his shit up. No viagra needed for him last night though. He was on the air telling kids in Alabama to start picking up a football and throwing it around with pop while Kirk was probably beating off in the corner. I mean yes, she is extremely hot and I would let her sit all over my face, but be professional fella's. You're on national television sounding like the two biggest fucking horn dogs on the planet. I think they seriously need to get laid.

Sidenote: How awesome of a blowjob did McCarron get from his chick after that game last night? I'm saying it was goddess like.