Sanchez Will Be Starting Against the Jaguars: No, I'm Not Kidding

You're so much better than me!

                                

Well I guess I was wrong in my last post about the state of the Jets, because Rex Ryan came out today and announced that Sanchez will indeed be starting against the Jaguars. I've mentioned before how much better I've been getting at controlling my emotions, well FUCK THAT! I am legitimately furious right now. And this is why I don't give a crap when Steve whines and complains about Kevin Gilbride calling runs in passing situations. Because my goddamn football team has an inconceivable relationship with a mediocre quarterback. I just do not understand it. I don't get it. Not to knock Sanchez, he can be a successful NFL quarterback, but he CANNOT win on a team without any weapons. He simply doesn't have the skill set to get it done.

Not saying Mcelroy does, but at least starting him conveys the message that we're moving forward. Philly did it. And Mike Vick is so much better than Mark Sanchez it isn't even funny.

So, I've come up with multiple scenarios that make sense as to why Sanchez is still starting:

Scenario 1: Ongoing sexual relationship with Rex Ryan- This makes sense if you think about it. Love is the strongest drug of them all, and you have to be bat shit crazy to continue supporting a guy who is at the bottom of the league in nearly every statistical category. The only thing I know of that is powerful enough to pollute someones brain this badly is love. (Insert every foot joke here).

Scenario 2: Mark Sanchez is cuckholding Woody Johnson's whore of a wife- Makes sense. Woody Johnson is definitely a weird dude. Sanchez is  good looking. Maybe Johnson likes it when his wife gets stuffed by his "franchise QB", I don't know what he's into I'm just thinking of scenarios that make sense as to why he's still the starting QB. But, if this is the case, wouldn't you want to get Mike Vick? I mean, sure Sanchez is a good cuckholder, but usually in pornos it's a black guy doing it...food for thought.

Scenario 3: Mark Sanchez has information about Woody Johnson's tax returns, financial scandal, or money laundering issue- It's possible Sanchez is blackmailing the shit out of Woody Johnson. Just daring him to trade him. "Go ahead dude, trade me to the Jaguars, watch how fast I extort that ass."

Scenario 4 (Most likely scenario): NOBODY IN THE ENTIRE ORGANIZATION HAS A FUCKING CLUE WHAT THEY ARE DOING!