Thursday, December 6, 2012

It's Amazing How All Guys Have the Exact Same Response for Most Things

It is probably one of the most amazing things ever. How all guys, no matter what the situation, have the exact same responses when it comes to women. Whether it be exactly or just slightly different, all guys do the same exact shit when it comes to dealing with women. And we do most of it not for the right reasons at all.

Girls, don't take this the wrong way but sometimes we do things just to appease you and shut you up. Why? Because you make things a bigger deal than they actually are, you take it personal when we say that it's not that big of a deal, then just to shut you up we either agree with you or do something just so we don't have to hear you anymore.

But the thing here is that all guys do it. For instance, where I got this post idea from. I was at the bar and I started small talk with someone and we were just talking about shit and he says, "Yeah I have to go to this thing just to shut my girlfriend up." I thought to myself, holy shit, every guy literally says the same thing when they do something for their girlfriend that they don't want to do.

It's not like you're forcing us to do this intentionally girls, but you're still forcing us to do it. Why? Because you have the one thing we can't go extended periods of time without; and that is a vagina. Your vagina literally holds us hostage to do things that maybe we don't feel like doing. But you know what? Every guy is still going to make you happy just so he doesn't have to hear you complain. And then at the end of the day the theme park that is your vagina remains open. It's why we do it and yes we are all the same in this exact way.

2 comments:

  1. That's what you call power of the pussy.

    Not sure how I ended on your blog but you guys are hilarious! And this is coming from a 35 yr old married woman with 2 kids. :)

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