I Feel Like Everybody in America Should Carry Around a Stack of These

I don't know why I just feel like every person in America should be entitled to a huge stack of these cards to use at their discretion. Like how many times do you drive into a parking lot and see some asshole taking up two spots? Daily basis for me. Or even when you go to park in the street and there is clearly enough room for two spots but the asshole who parked there decided to park directly in the middle so no one else can fit. That guy deserves a swift kick in the balls. But there should be a mandatory rule that everyone in America gets a free stack of these, and then you have to buy your next stacks for three cents per card. I think that's a fair start. Anyone else have any bright ideas?