Chick Faceplants in Middle of Wet T-Shirt Contest

As if it wasn't degrading enough to stand on stage in almost nothing while guys pour water on you so that everyone can see through your shirt, you then trip over the edge of the kiddie pool and take a spill on the way out. You were like four seconds away from getting bukkaked while you laid on the floor. In other news, how much of a whore do you have to be to actually agree to do this?

Sidenote: For anyone from Staten Island/New Jersey and who has attended the place we all know as D'jais tell me the guy with the microphone doesn't look like the creepy owner who's always on stage saying the three famous words, "Shake that butt".