Make Sure You Vote Tomorrow for Schmuley Boteach

The internet is absolutely on fire with Schmuley Boteach fever. If you were waiting for the Saints-Cowboys Sunday night game NBC aired a political campaign commercial that I swore was an SNL skit.

I don't even know what this guy's running for? Must have really J-O-Oed on the campaign. All I heard was, "He's against tipping valets... SHMULEY BOTEACH". "He had his bris at the temple on Ocean Parkway... SHMULEY BOTEACH". "Somehow he probably has a smoking hot wife... SHMULEY BOTEACH".

Fuck it, got my vote.